Car Windshield And Bumper Stickers
I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
Okay, who put a "stop thinking" on my reality check?
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
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